How do you measure a Lego figure's shoe size?

In square feet.

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What do you call a scientist that measures things in space?

A cosmetrologist.

What's the biggest fish you ever caught?

That would be the one that measured fourteen inches...." "That's not so big!" "Between the eyes "

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What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

How do you measure a Lego figure's shoe size?

In square feet.

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How do you measure a Lego figure's shoe size?

In square feet.

How many square feet are in the average NYC apartment?

Zero. Feet are feet shaped.