Where is children?

Latvian man respond "Children is dead from childbirth." Bus leave.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What time does Sean Connery leave to go to Wimbledon?

Tennish.

How do crabs leave the hospital?

On crotches...

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

What do you call a bus that identifies with no gender?

A transit

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

How do you estimate your kids lifespan?

Hand them a mechanical pencil with the lead out and see how the use it. Child A: look mom I'm a doctor! - expect them to live to 80+ years. Child B: look mom I'm a heroin user! - expect them to live to about 27.

What's the difference between a pot head and a person who physically abuses children?

One is good at rolling blunts, the other is good at bowling runts.

Respond Jokes More Respond Jokes

How are you feeling?

The thermometer responded, "0K."

What do you do at a red light?

Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."

Latvian Jokes More Latvian Jokes

What is best potato?

Latvian potato is best potato. Is kind you spend whole life looking for. Also, low calories.

How many Latvians does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Is dark. Bulb is potato.

Latvian Man Jokes More Latvian Man Jokes

Why Latvian man did cross road?

Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.

Where is children?

Latvian man respond "Children is dead from childbirth." Bus leave.