Where is the best place to hide a lawyer?

In a brief case.

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What is the best place to hide a dead body?

On the second page of google.

How do you make the hippie run out of money?

You hide daddies credit card under a bar of soap.

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What do you call a lawyer from krypton?

Sue-per Man

How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

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Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome a good lover and a stimulating partner?

A. In the pages of a romance novel.

Where's the best place to apologise to someone?

Surrey.

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What type of luggage only speaks in short sentences ?

A brief case.

What did the lawyer say after the short trial?

That was a brief case.