Where is the best place to hide a lawyer?

In a brief case.

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How are we out already?

ME: *hiding dog that I wrapped up like a mummy* it's a mystery I guess

How does an elephant climb a tree?

A: He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.

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How do you stop a lawyer from drownng?

Shoot him before he hits the ground

Why is it that lawyers get sick?

It's because they are ually obligated to do so.

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Where's the best place to hide a body?

Stephen Hawking's personal gym.

What's a good place for water-skiing?

A: A sloped lake.

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What type of luggage talks in short sentences?

A brief case

Where is the best place to hide a lawyer?

In a brief case.