How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

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Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What did the Ancient Romans use to cut their hair?

Caesars.

What do Mexicans cut their pizza with?

I asked, "What " He said, "Little Caesars!"

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a tree?

Trees don't bleed when you cut their limbs off.

How does an elephant get down from a tree ?

He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?

You cry when you cut up an onion.

Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

Who's there ! Caroline ! Caroline who ?

Caroline of rope with you !

Why didn't the rope get any presents this year?

He was very knotty.