How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

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What is the easiest way to make a banana split?

Cut it in half.

What did the person say when someone tried to cut off their toes?

I'm lactose intolerant.

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Why are there trees in Harlem?

Public Transport

Why did Pete Carroll find Marshawn Lynch in a tree?

I'm just here so I don't get find."

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

A. From chasing parked ambulances.

What do you call a bus full of lawyers driving off a cliff?

A Good Start.(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=obKLdou0LH0)

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

What lands first?

The leaf, a rope stopped the emo.

What falls faster from a tree? A leaf or an emo?

The leaf, the rope stops the emo.