How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

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What do you call a line of men waiting to get a hair cut?

A barbecue

Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?

The baa-baa shop.

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How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?

A: She fell out of the tree.

What did the tree say to the mountain?

A: Stop peaking at me.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW full of lawyers?

A: The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

His lips are moving.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree?

Cut the rope!

What falls down faster from a tree, a leaf or an emo?

A leaf. The rope catches the emo.