Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome a good lover and a stimulating partner?

A. In the pages of a romance novel.

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Why didn't they tell Chris Christie they took his pony away?

He would've found it hard to digest.

How many stoners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, I just set the bulb down somewhere, now I can't find it. Where the hell did the bulb go?

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What is the difference between a man and a dog?

A man wears a suit and the dog, pants.

What's the difference between a man and E.T.?

E.T. phoned home.

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Where's the best place to go on the first date?

All the way

What is the best place for politicians?

Election posters. There they are portable, silent and easy to remove.

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Where's England, Jon?

He proudly answers: - Page 83.

Wheres the best place to hide a body?

Page 2 of google search results

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Why was the blonde in the tree?

A. Because she was raking up the leaves!

Which president likes doing laundry?

George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.

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Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome a good lover and a stimulating partner?

A. In the pages of a romance novel.

Why do nice guys make good lovers?

They always finish last.