Where's my money?

a loan shark "Where are my friends - alone shark

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

Why did the shark go to the doctors?

Because he didn't feel very whale

Why don't sharks bite lawyers?

Professional Courtesy.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public

What's the difference between a fraternity and a gang?

Gangs don't have to pay for friends.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

How will the Duggar's stay on TV and make money?

By moving the show to a "true crime" channel and calling it "18 Victims and Counting".

What can be said about a rich man who doesn't carry change with him?

He's got more money than cents

Loan Shark Jokes More Loan Shark Jokes

What do you call a money lender who lives in the ocean?

A loan shark!

What did Jaws call his solo banking firm?

Loan shark.