What does a man with a cow under his nose have?

A moostache (That was udderly terrible)

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Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

What did the man say to the suffocating clown?

You've got to be choking

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why did the cows return to the marijuana farm?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

How do farmers count their cows?

With a Cowculator!!

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

What did the snot say to the nose?

I gotta run.

Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with his finger up his nose?

He was a ghoulsnif fer.

Moostache Jokes More Moostache Jokes

What happens when a cow stops shaving?

It grows a Moostache.

What does a man with a cow under his nose have?

A moostache (That was udderly terrible)