Where do Chicago football fans buy engagement rings?

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What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!

Why should you never buy golf equiptment made in New Jersey?

Because New Jersey drivers are terrible

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Where do Chicago football fans buy engagement rings?

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Why are promise rings 1/10th the price of engagement rings?

They only work 10% of the time.

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Where do Chicago football fans buy engagement rings?

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How long is the flight?

A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."