Where do Chicago football fans buy engagement rings?

De Beers

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What's the most emotional computer you can buy?

A Dell.

How much does it cost to buy multiple prosthetic limbs?

An arm and a leg.

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What are the three rings of marriage?

The first one is the engagement ring...the second one is the wedding ring...and the third one is the suffering.

Why are promise rings 1/10th the price of engagement rings?

They only work 10% of the time.

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What do you call an international diamond monopoly turned Chicago football team?

Da Beers

What is Illinois known for?

The three C's. Chicago, Corn, and Corruption.