What's ISIS favourite meal?

Turkey! Its the bomb!

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What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?

Cowboom!

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What do you call an ISIS member who loves himself?

A nISISist

What do "fake news" and isis have in common?

They're blowing up everyone's newsfeed

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What do zombies use to prepare their turkeys for cooking on the smoker?

Briiiiines...

Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey?

The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.