What's ISIS favourite meal?

Turkey! Its the bomb!

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What do Arabs and the Japanese have in common ?

They both like bombs

What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

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What's the best part of an ISIS joke?

The Execution. Hehe...get it? No? Fine I'll be-heading off now.

What's the easiest way to get a virus into ISIS computer systems?

By sending them executables.

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How can you tell if a turkey is from Germany?

By the way it Goebbels

Who is never hungry at Christmas ?

The turkey - he's always stuffed !