Why did Jon Snow buy an athletic cup?

For the crotch.

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Why don't you buy sunscreen from Steve Irwin?

Because it doesn't protect you from harmful rays

Where do you buy a baby?

Hole Foods.

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Where was the pirate when he was hit in the crotch?

Menard's!

How do crabs get out of hospitals?

On crotches.

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What political party does Jon Snow belong to?

The Know-Nothings!

How many Jon Snows does it take to change a light bulb?

It wouldn't matter. Jon Snow knows nothing.