Where Your Children Are?

Even worse, the next song is called, "Can You Give Me Directions "

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Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What's the difference between having a badly poured draft beer and having a child with Down's Syndrome?

If the head's too big on your beer, you can blow it off.

What do you call the child of two parents with downs syndrome?

A hand-me-down.

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

Why does Beyonce sing the song "to the left"?

Because black people have no rights...

What happens when you cross the band "The Knack" and a bottle of Corona?

A song called "My Corona"

Direction Jokes More Direction Jokes

What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions?

A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!

What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction?

There's only one Bender in Futurama