Which bear dissolves in water?

The white bear, because it's polar

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How much water does a frog need to breed?

Knee-deep! Knee-deep! Knee-deep!

Where does monty python buy his water?

From the knights Da-sa(y)-NI! This joke is best delivered verbally.

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What's a bear's favorite fruit?

Tom ( ). Explanation: Bears are made up of atoms. Plug:

What do you call a Frenchman that's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

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Which one dissolves?

The polar bear, because he's polar!

Why didn't the grizzly bear dissolve?

Because he wasn't polar