Which bear dissolves in water?

The white bear, because it's polar

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What kind of car drives over water?

Any kind of car if it goes over a bridge.

What do a yoga instructor and a Mexican restaurant that only serves water have in common?

No ms te!

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Where were you born?

Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.

How many bears does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The bear minimum

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Why did the bear dissolve in water?

It was a polar bear.

What do you get when you dissolve Zyklon B into Israel's water supply?

A final solution