Which dog can tell time?

A watchdog.

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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac?

A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.

What happens when two dogs breed in a pound?

Dog pound dog pounds dog pound dog.

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Why do adults like Legos so much, when they grow old?

They can't lego of their childhood. Tell some more Lego puns, here!

Why should you tell bad jokes to cocaine addicts?

Because they'll crack up anyways

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What did Ron Weasley do the first time he saw Hermione naked?

He whipped out his wand and yelled, "***Shtupify***!".

How much time does a black woman takes to take out the trash?

9 months

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What time is it when your watchdog lets a robber take the family silver?

Time to get a new watchdog.

Which dog can tell time?

A watchdog.