Which dog can tell time?

A watchdog.

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Why was a blind man's leg wet?

A: Her dog was blind too.

What do you call a dog that can walk on its hind legs all the time?

A human.

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Why didn't Hannibal Lecter have any friends as a kid?

He was told not to play with his food.

How can you tell if someone is from New York?

They always talk about how they're from New York.

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What time does Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?

Tennish

When was the last time you flossed?

Me: "BRO, you were there."

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Which dog can tell time?

A watchdog.

Why does the Hound of the Baskervilles turn round and round before he lies down for the night?

Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.