Why did the ghost stink?

Because it was covered in sheet

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Where do books sleep?

A: Under their covers.

What's black, covered in teeth marks and no longer in use?

Philip Seymour Hoffman's belt.

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Why are ghosts always dehydrated?

They have a lot of boos but no water

What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?

Hoblin Goblin.

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Why did the Italian get thrown out of the hotel?

He said "I wanna two sheet onna the bed".

Why does Al Gore hate Oil Spills?

they get all over the sheets.

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume?

Because they are ugly and they stink.

Why do the French stink?

So blind people can hate them too