Why are Juggalos obsessed with hatchets?

Felons can't buy guns

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Why are math students so skinny?

Because they buy no meals. (Binomials)

What ya doin'?

She said "Buying luggage."

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What do churches and guns have in common?

They both go PEW PEW PEW

Which gun does Superman use?

SCAR-L

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Why did the felon have so much energy?

He was well arrested!

Why are Juggalos obsessed with hatchets?

Felons can't buy guns

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Why do engineers work out a lot?

They're obsessed with rigid bodies!

Why are Juggalos obsessed with hatchets?

Felons can't buy guns