Why are Juggalos obsessed with hatchets?

Felons can't buy guns

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How do you order a bill in Australian restaurant?

Cheque, mate! --- Maybe not the funniest buy posting because: My. My own. My precious...

Why do the rich enjoy tending to their gardens?

Because the they have an excuse to buy hose

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What's common between a crying baby and a gun?

You must not bring either to the movies.

Why can't a feminist shoot a gun?

They can't handle the triggers.

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Why did the felon have so much energy?

He was well arrested!

Why are Juggalos obsessed with hatchets?

Felons can't buy guns

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What did the sheep obsessed convict say to Jared Fogle?

I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!

What do you call someone who is obsessed with Joan of Arc?

A heroine addict.