Why are Juggalos obsessed with hatchets?

Felons can't buy guns

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Where does the CIA buy its groceries?

Whole Foods

Where is the best place in town to buy marijuana?

High Street, of course.

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What does a gun, a fire extinguisher, and a condom have in common?

Its better to have it and not need it, then to need it and not have it

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb?

More guns.

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What do recent college graduates and felons have in common?

It takes three to five years before anyone will hire them.

Why did the felon have so much energy?

He was well arrested!

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What do you call a foreigner who is obsessed with Chinese culture?

A zhuologist

What do you call someone who is obsessed with a constant breeze?

a 'fan'atic.