What's the difference between a feminist and a gun?

Some people are against shooting guns.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.

What's the difference between a Afghanistan wedding and a terrorist training camp?

Don't ask me, I'm just the drone pilot.

People Jokes More People Jokes

How did the lame person feel when he was teased by people?

He couldn't stand it.

Where do people who say "shoot" and "darn" go to?

A: Heck

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What's the difference between spider man and superman?

peter parker can shoot webs. clark kent.

How many Ferguson police officers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None... they just shoot the room for being black.

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

How many feminists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

One to screw it in and nine to write on their blogs about how enlightening the experiment was.

Why do feminists hate church music?

Because of all the Hymns.

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

How do you persuade the US Senate to regulate the laws on guns?

Put them inside a woman's body.

How do you stop an Ethiopian tank with a gun?

Shoot the people pushing it.