Which has less drunks: an Irish wedding or an Irish funeral?

An Irish funeral has one less drunk.

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What if Lady Gaga was half Irish, half Japanese?

Rady O'Gaga

Why do new Irish mothers keep dying?

Because they lack taters

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Which has less drunks: an Irish wedding or an Irish funeral?

An Irish funeral has one less drunk.

What are you gonna be for halloween?

Me: Drunk!

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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One person.

What's the difference between an Irish Funeral and an Irish Wedding?

One less drunk person.

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Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

On less person is drunk

Why is an Irish funeral cheaper than an Irish wedding?

There's one less drunk.