What do you think Michael Hastings was working on before he died?

slowing down his car. ... ... shoutout to for this one.

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Slow Jokes More Slow Jokes

What are goosebumps for?

To slow down speeding geese!

Why should you slow down to let another car move into your lane?

good karma.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call a Latino on a bike?

Juan less car (one less car)

What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?

He gives it a valenshine!

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you think Jesus's stance would be on guns?

I think he would be most strict on nail gun control. (Credit to Taylor on PKA)

Why can't Caitlyn Jenner's kids ever find their mom?

Because she is Trans-parent! (Not hate. Just a pun I thought of.)

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why do blondes have see-through lunch box tops?

So they can tell if they are going to work or going home while on the bus.

How does Jack Frost get to work?

By icicles

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Which one died first?

Neither. It was a tie-die.

How do you die by heroin?

When you are the villain

Shoutout Jokes More Shoutout Jokes

What do you think Michael Hastings was working on before he died?

slowing down his car. ... ... shoutout to for this one.

What's green, slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs finger (shoutout to Hesher)