Why doesn't ISIS appear in any Sci-Fi shows or movies?

because they are set in the future.

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What's ISIS's favorite Country Band?

Allahbama

Why doesn't ISIS appear in any Sci-Fi shows or movies?

because they are set in the future.

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What did the egg play in the movie?

The egg-stra.

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

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What do you get when you put 32 Rednecks in one room?

One full set of teeth.

What did the pumpkin pie say to the cheesecake as they were going into the oven?

I think this is a set up!

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What is the Fonz looking forward to the most in the future?

The iPhone Ayyyye-t

What do you call a black rapper with no future?

Future

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How much for the supermodel?

winks seductively "Ma'am, that's a mirror and you appear to be having a stroke."

Why wasn't there a Captain America movie tie in videogame?

Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.