What does it mean when a lion roars?

Shut up. The movie is about to start.

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How Can You Tell It's Fall In Florida?

When the color of the license plates start to change.

Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

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What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had ?

The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had !

What's the difference between a tiger and a lion ?

A tiger has the mane part missing !

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Why doesn't ISIS appear in any Sci-Fi shows or movies?

because they are set in the future.

What do you call a movie about a low-magnitude Iron ion that skips school?

Ferrous Bueller's Day Off

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What does the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator?

Shut the door im dressing

What does Deadpool need?

Someone to merc him shut up.

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Whats up?

Me:Onion prices. S:You know what I mean,like What's crackin' M:Nutshells. S:Really Fine.What's poppin M:Corn. *Blocked*

What does it mean when a lion roars?

Shut up. The movie is about to start.

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What would Chewbacca do?

And the answer is always, "Make that gargly roaring sound." So that's what I do.

What does it mean when a lion roars?

Shut up. The movie is about to start.