What does it mean when a lion roars?

Shut up. The movie is about to start.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

How the rap feud started Me: can u invite all the rappers to my b'day party?

2pac: sure, no biggie Biggieeavesdropping: wipes tears

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Why was the lion a terrible cannibal?

He couldn't swallow his pride.

Why do only 99.9% of dentists recommend Listerine?

Because the other .1% is too busy out hunting lions

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How do you make Ben Carson yell?

Watch a movie with him.

What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet?

DownlOdin. What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet illegally? Thorrenting.

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What is the difference between a barking dog and an umbrella?

The umbrella can be shut up.

What's the Difference between a Wife and an Attic Door?

An attic door can shut up. im going to hell

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What's the meaning of life?

Why don't you google it?

Where were you born?

Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.

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What do you call a bunch of Asian bears roaring?

Panda-monium.

What would Chewbacca do?

And the answer is always, "Make that gargly roaring sound." So that's what I do.