Which nut is the angriest?

The pistachio.

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What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!"

Why did the baby squirrel wear a diaper?

To hide his nuts!!

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Why are pistachios called pistachios?

More like "these-are-hard-to-openios"

Which nut is the angriest?

The pistachio.