Which nut is the angriest?

The pistachio.

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What does trail mix have in common with a nursing home?

They're both filled with nuts

What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!"

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Which nut is the angriest?

The pistachio.

Why are pistachios called pistachios?

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