What does trail mix have in common with a nursing home?

They're both filled with nuts

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Which nut is the angriest?

The pistachio.

What do you call a group of scientologist almonds?

Nuts.

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How are the Buffalo Bills like Billy Graham?

Both of them fill a stadium with 60,000 people shouting " "

What's the difference between Walmart and India?

Well, one is filled with cows. And the other is in Asia.

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What's the most popular game at a nursing home?

Guess who

What does trail mix have in common with a nursing home?

They're both filled with nuts

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How many raisins do I have to add to this bag of M&Ms before it qualifies as trail mix?

One I say one.

What does a hiker love to listen to?

A trail mix!