What does trail mix have in common with a nursing home?

They're both filled with nuts

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What kind of nuts go on a carrot cake?

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What did the pea say to the peanut?

At least you got one nut, I don't see what you're crying about.

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Why did cavemen pull their women around by their hair?

Because if they had pulled them by their feet they would have filled up with mud

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What does trail mix have in common with a nursing home?

They're both filled with nuts

How many raisins do I have to add to this bag of M&Ms before it qualifies as trail mix?

One I say one.