What does trail mix have in common with a nursing home?

They're both filled with nuts

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What does the Pillsbury Dough boy hide under his apron?

Dough nuts!

What do you call a guy with no nuts and a horn on his head?

A eunucorn.

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How many ants does it takes to fill an apartment?

Ten-ants

Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair and not the feet?

Because if they drug them by the feet the would have filled with dirt.

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Why do all polish names end in ski?

Because they can't spell toboggan (This joke brought to you by a 90 yr old polish man I take care of at a nursing home)

What does trail mix have in common with a nursing home?

They're both filled with nuts

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What does a hiker love to listen to?

A trail mix!

How many raisins do I have to add to this bag of M&Ms before it qualifies as trail mix?

One I say one.