How do you pick up a Muslim girl?

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Why don't you ever see any Muslim methheads?

They all just get stoned instead.

What did the muslim woman say to her new fiance?

Jihad me at hello.

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Why did the cave hate miners?

They're always picking on him.

Why did the mother cat pick up her kittens?

She didn't want to litter

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Who's there ! Ankansas ! Ankansas who ?

Ankansas though any piece of wood !

What do you call a chicken with a piece of lettuce on its face?

Chicken Caesar salad.

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How do you pick up a Muslim girl?

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Why couldn't Muhammad pick his wife up from childcare?

Because Muslim girls can't go to school