Florida Jokes

What do a Florida hurricane, a Kansas tornado, and an Arkansas divorce have in common?

Some poor sap's gonna lose a trailer.

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How Can You Tell It's Fall In Florida?

When the color of the license plates start to change.

How'd Florida man break his leg raking leaves?

He fell off the palm tree

What do you call a flower in Florida?

Orlando Bloom.

What do University of Miami, Florida State, and University of Florida football fans have in common?

None attended the University of Miami.

What do you call a an Egyptian crocodile who swears they live in Florida?

In da-Nile

Why do they call old people 'frogs' in Florida?

Cause they all go there to croak!

How is a redneck divorce like a hurricane in Florida?

Either way you lose the trailer!

How do you know if someone has been to Florida?

They'll tell you.

What was the old lady's favourite type of wine?

Why don't you ever take me to Florida " Courtesy of my Nana.

What did the Florida boy have on his feet?

Crocs

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Why didn't the fisherman go to Florida to fish for long jawed fish with rows of razor like teeth?

He didn't have a Gar

Which one do you think is closer, Florida or the Moon?

The other blonde says, "Well duh! You can't see Florida from here."

What do people in florida do when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

Who wants to go to Florida with me?

I heard the clubs are to die for.

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Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What do you call a chicken going to the moon?

Apollo 11

Which is farther away- NY City or the moon?

Sister: NY City. Why do ask Brother: Well I can see the moon but I can't see NY City.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why can't the bishop walk straight?

Cause he can only move diagonally

Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

Rake Jokes More Rake Jokes

Why was the blonde in the tree?

A. Because she was raking up the leaves!

How did the Idiot break his arm while raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

Where did the promiscuous girl from Belgium go to plant her flowers?

ze Hoegaarden.

How do you celebrate an Ethiopian child's first birthday?

By laying flowers on their grave.

Nana Jokes More Nana Jokes

What was the old lady's favourite type of wine?

Why don't you ever take me to Florida " Courtesy of my Nana.

What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How do I stay humble?

Well, it's not easy, but I start by being generally bad at almost all things.

What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

How does Bono spell color?

With or without "u"

What do you call a color that doesn't exist?

A pigment of your imagination.

Egyptian Jokes More Egyptian Jokes

How did the Egyptian go broke?

He got caught up in a pyramid scheme.

What do you call three Egyptian women in a bathtub?

Gorillas in the mist