Which one of the ten men won the pun contest?

No pun in ten did!

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What did the man say after he was hit by the car?

Nothing. He was dead.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on your doorstep?

Mat

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What's the difference between a pun and a copy of Cliff's Notes?

A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays

What are some towing related jokes i can impress my car club coworkers with?

I've already got that the frog called our car club to get toad, but that's about where my puns end.

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What do people say when you win a game in Egypt?

Game, *Set,* and match.

What's better than winning a Silver Medal at the Paralympics?

Not being disabled.