Why did the plant say after being watered?

I'm not hungry exactly, but I could still use a light snack".

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Which insurance company does Bernie Sanders use?

Progressive.

Why couldn't the Jedi open the door?

He didn't use enough force...

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What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid?

Drop the base.

How do People in New Orleans have their beer?

Watered Down

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What happens when you plant a sesame seed?

Does a sesame grow What is a sesame Where my botanists at Where the hell am I

Why do plants hate math?

Because it gives them square roots