Why did the plant say after being watered?

I'm not hungry exactly, but I could still use a light snack".

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What's black, covered in teeth marks and no longer in use?

Philip Seymour Hoffman's belt.

What do mathematicians use to get fast delivery?

Amazon'

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What happened when the reporter fell into the water?

She became an anchor...

Why did the vegetables hop into the boiling pot of water?

They were part of a stewicide pact.

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What did the little acorn say when it got planted and grew up?

Geometry.

What's the difference between plants and black men?

Cells are found inside plants.