The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.
He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"
Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim already left.
Are you 0K
Can I please get a drink "
yesallwomen
Because choir boys can't get pregnant, thank God.
Because they are constantly lied to about what 8" is.
When they blow, you got no power!!
i've dislocated my jaw & swallowed the whole table
They go back four seconds.
Have a pirate cook it...they always add an "arrr"...
I can't pair wines like this.
Allah AkbARRR
A. Electricity.
Your wife.
Washing your whites on a rinsed cycle.
They always have a big bill!
Hispantry
he asked. I said, "My next door neighbour."
It doesn't matter, mine itches so bad it's on fire, providing plenty of light for everyone in the room!
