Good Food Jokes

What is the best food to order from Amazon?

Prime Rib

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Which pirate makes the best food?

Captain Cook.

Why do bulimics make such good food?

Cus they have to taste it twice!

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Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

How can you tell when an Italian car has a flat tire?

Dago wop wop wop

What do you call an Italian guy whos afraid of cheese?

Alfredo

Brain Jokes More Brain Jokes

How did one Brain apologise to the other?

I'm cerebro

What is a prime way of knowing when a retard is thirsty?

He'll have water on the brain.

Middle East Jokes More Middle East Jokes

Why are Republicans so insistent on a war in the Middle East?

Because its good Christian values to invade the Middle East.

Why can't there ever be peace in the Middle East?

We can't even get FIVE DENTISTS to agree on a toothpaste. That's why.

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

Why did the shark spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny!

What do you call orange juice that looks like apple juice, but tastes like orange juice?

Juice Jenner. I'll be here all week

Idea Jokes More Idea Jokes

Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.

What is a dead giveaway someone has no idea what they are doing?

They have an engineering degree.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

Why did the hipster burn his tounge?

Because he ate his food before it was cool.

How is food purchased an an Irish grocery?

You buy it per-tater

Starve Jokes More Starve Jokes

What do you call a starving parrot?

A polynomial!

Why would you never starve in the desert?

Because of all the sandwiches there.

Promise Jokes More Promise Jokes

What do you call a black guy who reneges on a promise?

Unreliable, you racist prick.

How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb?

None--He'll only promise "change."