Good Food Jokes

What is the best food to order from Amazon?

Prime Rib

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Which pirate makes the best food?

Captain Cook.

Why do bulimics make such good food?

Cus they have to taste it twice!

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Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What food do vampires hate?

Steaks.

What's the worst thing you're likely to find in the school cafeteria?

The food!

American Jokes More American Jokes

What's the difference between an American student and an English student ?

About 3000 miles !

How do you get Americans to care about the Sudanese genocide?

Dress them up as dead lions

Right Jokes More Right Jokes

Why is Beyonce always singing about going "To the left"?

Because women have no rights.

Why have all the immigrants left?

They had no rights.

Starve Jokes More Starve Jokes

How many potatoes does it take to starve an Irish man?

None

What do you call camp for starving cats?

Meow-schwitz.

Middle East Jokes More Middle East Jokes

What is a goat herder known as in the Middle East?

A Pimp

What phrase is a compliment in America, but an argument in the Middle East?

No, YOU the bomb.

Promise Jokes More Promise Jokes

What did the Production Manager give his kids for Christmas?

A: Nothing. But he promised he'd make it up to them on the next one.

What happens when Nigel Farage makes a promise?

He brexit.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do boys and algebra have in common?

They are both trying to find their X and they don't know Y.

What secret organization does Pinnochio work for?

Wooden you like to know

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why was the clown kicked out of the maths lesson?

Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!

Why do people leave letters at the football ground ?

They want to catch the last goal-post !