When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency?

When the chips are down!

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What do you call the Lord Commander of the Night's Watch voting?

Counting Crows

How does the Terminator lose weight?

By counting Kylereese.

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What's ur emergency?

Goldfish: I forgot Goldfish 911: Forgot what Goldfish: WHO IS THIS Goldfish 911: I DON'T KNOW

Why are women and children evacuated first in an emergency?

So the men can think of a solution in silence.

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What did the potato name his son?

Chip. Sorry.

What do you call chips that aren't yours?

Nacho chips

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What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

Which is more stable, a hamburger or a steak?

Hamburger, it's in the ground state.