When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency?

When the chips are down!

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Why could the french man not count to four?

He could not get past the tree!

Which snake is the best at counting Nigerians?

A Black Adder

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Which positions does a violist use?

A: First third and emergency.

What does an helicopter and pants have in common?

They both moust go down in emergency.

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How does a psychic open a bag of chips?

They Tarot.

Why did the dorito feel left out?

Cause he didn't chip in!

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Why do hamburgers feel sad at barbecues?

They get to meet their old flames!

How can you tell if a hamburger was grilled in space?

It's a little meteor.