Why did the Mayor take so long to endorse a Presidential candidate?

Because he was running on CP time.

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Why did the bodybuilder stop in the middle of the road?

They ran out of juice!

How did he get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.

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Why did the Mayor take so long to endorse a Presidential candidate?

Because he was running on CP time.

How is digging fence post holes like being the mayor of Toronto?

It goes pretty smoothly until you start hitting the rock.

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What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.

How do these presidential candidates sleep at night?

With an electorate blanket.