Which profession has the worst sense of humour?

Well, chiropodists like jokes. But opticians like them .

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A user interface is like a joke.

If you have to explain it then it is not that good.

Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

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What is the most offensive joke you know?

I'm bored tonight and I have a no holds barred sense of humour. What are some of your worst

Why don't Germans like humour?

Because it's inefficient!

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What profession was once highly respected, but is now a complete joke?

Nigerian Prince Thanks r/askreddit for the idea

What do you call it when someone relies on sleep studies for a profession?

a rem job

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Which profession has the worst sense of humour?

Well, chiropodists like jokes. But opticians like them .

What do you call a Chinese man with a bad sense of direction?

Wong Wei

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Which profession has the worst sense of humour?

Well, chiropodists like jokes. But opticians like them .

Why did the PHP programmer go to the optician?

because he didn't C#