Optician Jokes

Which profession has the worst sense of humour?

Well, chiropodists like jokes. But opticians like them .

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Why did the PHP programmer go to the optician?

because he didn't C#

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Ph.P.

Why did the PHP programmer go to the optician?

because he didn't C#

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Why don't Germans like humour?

Because it's inefficient!

What's an actuary?

An accountant without the sense of humour.

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Which profession has the worst sense of humour?

Well, chiropodists like jokes. But opticians like them .

What do you call a Chinese man with a bad sense of direction?

Wong Wei

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What does a beggar and a PHP programmer have in common?

They both work on crowded platforms.

Why did the PHP programmer go to the optician?

because he didn't C#

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How do you know you can't trust doctors and lawyers?

Because they both "practice" their professions.

What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

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What was the humor like back then?

I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?

Why aren't there more jokes based on haptics?

It's a touchy subject.