Humour Jokes

Why don't Germans like humour?

Because it's inefficient!

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Which profession has the worst sense of humour?

Well, chiropodists like jokes. But opticians like them .

How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're efficient and don't have humour.

How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. We are efficient and don't like humour.

How many of my fellow Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one of course, as we are highly efficient and have absolutely no sense of humour.

Where do naughty rays of light go?

Prism (Note: I made this joke up. Sorry if this little note refracts from the humour.)

What's an actuary?

An accountant without the sense of humour.

Where would we be in the world without humour?

Germany.

What's the difference between an American and a Canadian?

A: An Canadian not only has a sense of humour but can also spell it.

What is the most offensive joke you know?

I'm bored tonight and I have a no holds barred sense of humour. What are some of your worst

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What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

Angel food cake of course!

What's a pirate's favorite letter in the alphabet?

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Why won't Americans switch to a dollar coin?

They're afraid of change.

What are they called in America?

Americans.

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What do you call a penguin in the desert?

Lost.

Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

A: Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!

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Which profession has the worst sense of humour?

Well, chiropodists like jokes. But opticians like them .

What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock?

Politics

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What do you call a Chinese man with a bad sense of direction?

Wong Wei

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Why will you never see a stag on the internet?

They like to stay anony-moose

What beverage does Bruce Lee like to drink?

WAA-TAA!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What on Earth happened?

The doctor said, surprised. "I don't know, it started with a boil on my arse." the frog said.

What do you call a tree if you don't know what kind of tree it is?

It's a mystery.