Profession Jokes

Which profession has the worst sense of humour?

Well, chiropodists like jokes. But opticians like them .

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How do you know you can't trust doctors and lawyers?

Because they both "practice" their professions.

What was the first profession to go all digital?

Proctology.

What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

What do you call it when someone relies on sleep studies for a profession?

a rem job

What profession does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Driver

What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock?

Politics

What profession was once highly respected, but is now a complete joke?

Nigerian Prince Thanks r/askreddit for the idea

Why would you name your human child Hunter?

Hunter is a profession. That's like naming your kid Dentist.

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Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

How high is it Doctor?

she wanted to know. 'One hundred and three' said the doctor. 'What is the world record '

Nigerian Jokes More Nigerian Jokes

What did one Nigerian Prince say to the other?

Wanna go phishing

Which snake is the best at counting Nigerians?

A Black Adder

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

Whats the only bad thing about head from an anorexic girl?

She won't swallow

What's a sharks favorite game?

Swallow the leader. *This joke has been brought to you by my 8 year old's math homework.*

Donkey Jokes More Donkey Jokes

What do you call an angry white elephant that likes crushing donkeys and darker elephants?

Donald Trunk.

What do you call a donkey throwing nuts?

An astronaut.

Bow Jokes More Bow Jokes

Why didn't the Mexican go bow hunting?

Because he didn't habanero

Why can't Mexicans bow hunt?

Cause they don't Habanero!

Highway Jokes More Highway Jokes

What do you call a state named after highways?

Road Island.

What did the guy on LSD say while driving on the highway?

Woah, the traffic is moving.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

Why was the spider inside the Computer?

He was looking for a webpage!

Which computer sings the best?

A Dell

Politic Jokes More Politic Jokes

Why did Julius Caesar want to quit politics?

All that backstabbing was too much for him.

What's the difference between organized crime and politics?

One's organized.