They both abhor a vacuum.
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A: Gravity. It's always bringing me down.
Well, my dear reddit, in nature there is law of conservation of matter. Therefore, if the vodka disappeared somewhere, it would appear somewhere else. And then there would be Russia.
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A cat.
Because it's made up of galaxies.
Lets go play on our bikes.
A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!! XD
H: She meant nothing to me! M: Not that. You bought lite sour cream!
M: Linda.
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He wears a coat and pants.
KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods
A caver rescues a spelunker.
A van picks up kids. A minivan picks up your kids
Oy vey!"
the I see you.
A match maiden heaven
Because they're two-tired.
THIS IS NOT A JOKE I'm sure you all have heard the joke where has a number for each joke and that everyone just remembers the numbers instead for typing out the jokes. This always made me think "What would joke #1 be?" What do you think it'd be?
20 after 1.
