Why didn't the dog want to go into outer space?

Because he was scared of vacuums!

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Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?

She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.

Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What happens when two dogs breed in a pound?

Dog pound dog pounds dog pound dog.

What type of dog suffers from being inbred?

A hotdog

Outer Space Jokes More Outer Space Jokes

What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space?

Steer Wars.

What type of currency do people use in outer space?

STARbucks.

Vacuum Jokes More Vacuum Jokes

What's the difference between a vacuum and a Harley Davidson?

The position of the dirtbag

What's a man idea of helping with the housework?

Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.