Why didn't the dog want to go into outer space?

Because he was scared of vacuums!

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Why didn't the Avatar want to fight the Fire Nation?

Because they gave him Aang-xiety

When does a horse neigh?

Whinny wants to!

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Wheres my dog gone?

Dead in the trash

What do you call a dog that goes through your stuff?

Snoop dog.

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What do you call an egg from outer space?

An unidentified flying omelet!

How do you organize a party in outer space?

You planet.

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What's the worst part of a vacuum?

Nothing.

Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery?

Because they have no attachments.