Who are you & what are you doing in my house?

Long story short, it was his house & his wife is mad

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What did the Chinese guy say to his wife after her botched plastic surgery?

Honey, why the wrong face

Why did you name your son Tinnitus?

I don't know, me and my wife just thought it had a nice ring to it.

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What is the one smell you can never get out of the house, no matter what you spray or what incense you burn?

Your grandparents.

How does a vampire clean his house?

With a victim cleaner.

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Who are you & what are you doing in my house?

Long story short, it was his house & his wife is mad

Why is one floor taller than the rest of the floors in the building?

It's a long story.