Who, dad?

Your dog, son. I hit your dog with the car.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What's smarter than a dog, but dumber than a cat?

Their owner.

How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods ?

Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark !

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What does a Jamaican do when he sees a spaceman?

He parks his car, man.

What do you call a car with a broken exhaust?

Emission impossible

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What do you call a cow that got hit by a car?

moo-tilated.

Why did the armadillo cross the road?

It didn't, it made it halfway and then got hit by a truck.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

Why, Prince Stephen?

Son: Because you call me "Prince S" King: Haha yeah that never gets old

Where's my credit card?

Son of a..