Who delivers presents to the hood?

Crip Cringle.

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Why didn't the child in the secret society get a present for christmas?

He had been illumi-naughty

How is Santa able to carry so many presents at once?

Santa isn't real.

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What do the post office and the San Francisco 49ers have in common?

They don't deliver on Sunday

What's the difference between OP and a Pregnant woman?

She delivers.

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What did all the boys from the hood call the Pillsbury Dough boy after he got super baked?

Cracker.

Why do women like men who can work on cars?

They know how to work under the hood!