One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.
STOP RESISTING!!!"
Ze-bra
An object oriented programming language.
Half a Romeo. I'll show myself out.
Because water fountains were designed for humans! HEYOOOOOOO
An ark-itect !
He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.
The regular one says "Made in China". The fancy one says "Designed in the USA. Made in China."
Because I think it makes perfect scents.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
A Mini Golf.
she yelled. "It's part of the design," I said, opening up my wardrobe, "Look, I have the entire collection."
A Park-itect
Because of the overflow errors!
Faithbook
As they don't get arrested for doing their job as they do in America!
You're still thinking procedurally! A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class!"
Your ex!
His Ex-Wife.
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Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.
A hypochondriac
Give him a basketball and ask him what it says.
A rednnnnnneeeeeeeccccccccckkkkkk.
He wanted to have drinks on the house.
Enlightenmint! More Gum Jokes!
cancer -I'm sorry-
Marco Polio
Because he couldn't tuna piano!
The whiskey usually doesn't get drunk until it's at least ten years old.
Whiskey sour
They start coffin.
Alexander Fang