Design Jokes

What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.

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Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.

Why did they hire the police department to design a new superconductor?

STOP RESISTING!!!"

What do you call a bra designed for neutrois?

Ze-bra

What do you call a programming language designed for women?

An object oriented programming language.

How do you call a car designed for midgets?

Half a Romeo. I'll show myself out.

Why are dogs always thirsty?

Because water fountains were designed for humans! HEYOOOOOOO

Who designed Noah's ark?

An ark-itect !

Why did Tiger Woods stop designing golf courses?

He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.

What's the difference between a regular product and a fancy one?

The regular one says "Made in China". The fancy one says "Designed in the USA. Made in China."

How do you feel about perfumes being designed by computers?

Because I think it makes perfect scents.

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What do you get when BMW, Volkswagen, and Callaway design a car together?

A Mini Golf.

Why is there lipstick on your collar?

she yelled. "It's part of the design," I said, opening up my wardrobe, "Look, I have the entire collection."

What do you call someone who designs playgrounds?

A Park-itect

Why do programmers hate designing flood defence simulations?

Because of the overflow errors!

What do you call a social media platform designed for religious people who also have speech impediments?

Faithbook

Why are high end clocks designed and made in Switzerland?

As they don't get arrested for doing their job as they do in America!

How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

You're still thinking procedurally! A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class!"

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Why are Mexicans bad at UNO?

They steal all the green cards.

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Where do Pixar employees go for Happy Hour?

CGI Friday's.

Where do graphic designers go for a drink?

CGI Friday's

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What's every spider's dream job?

A web designer.

What does a spider want to be when he grows up?

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Home Jokes More Home Jokes

Why did the young Greek boy run away from home?

A: He was not being reared right!

What did Reddit say to his elderly mother when he tried to take her to a home?

Get in the Karma.

Fro Jokes More Fro Jokes

What happens to a black mans hair when it feels nauseous?

It fro's up.

What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.

Irishman Jokes More Irishman Jokes

Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would have been too farty.

Why can't Irishmen be lawyers?

They can never get past the bar.

Ex Jokes More Ex Jokes

How to break up with someone- You: Your ex is attractive. Partner: which one?

You: MEEEEE BYEEEEEEEE

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger do after he retired?

He became an ex-terminator!

School Jokes More School Jokes

What's the best way to get home from school?

Don't go to school.

What's the difference between a school of children and a terrorist camp?

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