Design Jokes

What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.

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Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.

Why did they hire the police department to design a new superconductor?

STOP RESISTING!!!"

What do you call a bra designed for neutrois?

Ze-bra

What do you call a programming language designed for women?

An object oriented programming language.

How do you call a car designed for midgets?

Half a Romeo. I'll show myself out.

Why are dogs always thirsty?

Because water fountains were designed for humans! HEYOOOOOOO

Who designed Noah's ark?

An ark-itect !

Why did Tiger Woods stop designing golf courses?

He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.

What's the difference between a regular product and a fancy one?

The regular one says "Made in China". The fancy one says "Designed in the USA. Made in China."

How do you feel about perfumes being designed by computers?

Because I think it makes perfect scents.

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What do you get when BMW, Volkswagen, and Callaway design a car together?

A Mini Golf.

Why is there lipstick on your collar?

she yelled. "It's part of the design," I said, opening up my wardrobe, "Look, I have the entire collection."

What do you call someone who designs playgrounds?

A Park-itect

Why do programmers hate designing flood defence simulations?

Because of the overflow errors!

What do you call a social media platform designed for religious people who also have speech impediments?

Faithbook

Why are high end clocks designed and made in Switzerland?

As they don't get arrested for doing their job as they do in America!

How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

You're still thinking procedurally! A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class!"

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What does Moses do when he wants a beer?

He brews!

How was the Irish Jig invented?

To much beer and not enough bathrooms

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What do you call a gorilla that got shot even though it didn't want to do anything wrong?

King Kong

What do you do when you see a black man lying on the floor?

You stop laughing and shoot him again.

Designate Jokes More Designate Jokes

When Arwen and Aragorn got married... was Frodo designated to be the Ring bearer?

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What do you call an Irishman who's had eight beers?

The designated driver.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What does a barber yell when he plays hide-and-go-seek?

Ready or not, hair I comb!

When Greek people play a video game, what settings do they use?

Default

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb ?

A: 50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .

How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one provided there's a programmer around to explain how to do it.

Basketball Jokes More Basketball Jokes

Why hasn't Nintendo released a Mario themed basketball video game?

Because Japan isn't good at basketball.

Why are criminals so good at basketball?

They shoot first and ask questions later.

Draw Jokes More Draw Jokes

Why did the snail draw an "S" on the side of his car?

So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!"

Why did the boy take a pencil and paper to bed?

He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.

Uno Jokes More Uno Jokes

Why can't you play UNO with a mexican?

They always steal the green card.

Why are Mexicans bad at UNO?

They steal all the green cards.