Why are high end clocks designed and made in Switzerland?

As they don't get arrested for doing their job as they do in America!

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Why couldn't the police arrest the robber on the second floor?

Because he took the stairs.

What was Snoop Dogg's ghost arrested for?

Possesion.

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What do Apple and Blackberry have in common?

Neither one has Jobs.

Why didn't Zeke get that job at the KFC off the interstate?

He thought they'd want to hear that back at the farm, he likes doin' chickens right also.

Switzerland Jokes More Switzerland Jokes

What do I love about living in Switzerland?

The flag is a big plus.

What are some benefits to living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag is a big plus.

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Whats the difference between America and Yogurt?

If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.

Why does America use the imperial system?

Because they are behind

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How do you feel about perfumes being designed by computers?

Because I think it makes perfect scents.

What do you call a social media platform designed for religious people who also have speech impediments?

Faithbook