Why are high end clocks designed and made in Switzerland?

As they don't get arrested for doing their job as they do in America!

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Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why did they arrest Jared Fogle at 3:15?

That's when the big hand touches the little hand.

Why did the police arrest the sidewalk sidewalk?

It always had some sort of weed on it!

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What do chicks and jobs have in common?

They're usually only interest in you if you already have one.

What has everyone been doing at Apple since the problems with the iPhone 6 started?

Looking for Jobs.

Switzerland Jokes More Switzerland Jokes

Why doesn't Switzerland make good cars?

You can only put them in neutral. edit:pronouns

How many countries does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Five. Germany to start it, France to try and then give up almost immediately, Italy to start, give up, and try again from the other side, America to finish it and claim credit for the whole thing, and Switzerland to sit in the dark and pretend that nothing happened.

America Jokes More America Jokes

Who is saved?

America

What was the anti-aging makeup company's slogan?

Make America 8 again

Design Jokes More Design Jokes

What do you get when BMW, Volkswagen, and Callaway design a car together?

A Mini Golf.

What's the difference between a regular product and a fancy one?

The regular one says "Made in China". The fancy one says "Designed in the USA. Made in China."