Who did the Dyslexic Devil Worshipper sell his soul to?

Santa

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Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What do you call Santa's wife?

Mrs Claus. I'll see myself out.

What do you call someone who's afraid of Santa getting stuck in their chimney?

Claus-trophobic.

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

Why do firemen have bigger balls than policemen?

Because they sell more tickets!

Why don't they sell aspirin in the rainforest?

Because it would be economically unviable to market a pharmaceutical in such a vastly unpopulated area.

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

What do you call Batman without a soul?

Bn. (B "atma" n)

What's the difference between a woman kneeling in prayer and a woman kneeling in a bathtub?

a woman kneeling in prayer has hope in her soul.