Who do people hate and love but is really hot and goes to beach everyday?

Sun of a beach

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What did the Australian say to the two people fighting over bread?

It's stalemate

Why is YOLO popular all of a sudden?

Was there seriously a problem of people thinking we all lived twice

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

How many people on a beach does it take to screw in a light bulb?

depends on how many survivors there are. too soon.

What do you call tiny waves that wash up onto a beach?

Microwaves!

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

What does the CEO of Keurig have in common with ISIS?

They both hate the French press

Why do the French stink?

So blind people can hate them too

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why did the fish sink?

This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick.

What did one amorous flea say to the other?

I love you aw-flea.

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

Why couldn't the dyslexic plantation owner get anything done?

Gingers just don't last in the sun.

What did the sun god say in apology for all he had done wrong?

I Apollogize".