Why did the fish sink?

This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick.

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When jokes go to parties, where do they wait for drinks?

In the punchlines.

Why did Bernie Sanders cross the road?

He didn't, he was distributed evenly on both sides. Bernie supporters, please don't downvote me to hell, it's just a joke

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What's the difference between a brick and an MRA?

Bricks get laid.

What does an obese white woman have in common with a brick?

Eventually, they're both getting laid by a Mexican.

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What's a man?

Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally , cares about you and protects you. Kid: When i grow up, I'll be a man like mom

Why do all the ladies love Jesus?

spreads out arms to fullest length) Because he was hung like this.

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What's the most unfortunate name a prisoner can have?

Neil.

Why did the fish sink?

This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick.

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What's the difference between a musician and a dead body?

One composes, the other decomposes...

What do Beethoven's 9th and a dead baby have in common?

They're both D-composed.