What did the Australian say to the two people fighting over bread?

It's stalemate

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How do epileptics greet people?

They shake.

What do you call a group of people who hate Mexicans?

Que Que Que

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Why did the cloud get $10M for having a fight?

He was the raining champion.

Where do onions fight?

In the onion ring!

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What do you call a pompous piece of bread?

A braguette.

How to you tell a naval officer from and RAF officer on an aircraft carrier?

The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!

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How do Australian bees please the queen bee?

They bee hive

What's an Australian Kiss?

A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*