What did the Australian say to the two people fighting over bread?

It's stalemate

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What did you like best about your last job?

Sometimes, people had birthdays and there was free cake."

Why do people at Disneyland hate coke heads?

They're always cutting lines

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Why didn't the Avatar want to fight the Fire Nation?

Because they gave him Aang-xiety

Why do white girls help fight heartburn?

Because they're so basic.

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How to you tell a naval officer from and RAF officer on an aircraft carrier?

The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!

How do they package bread at the bakery?

They baguette.

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What does an Australian witch ride on?

A broomerang!

Why can't Australians play chess?

They keep saying check, mate.