Who do you call when theres a fly in your house?

The SWAT team

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Whats better than winning a medal at the paralympics?

A pair of legs.

Whats the best way to castrate a priest?

Kick the alter boy in the chin

House Jokes More House Jokes

How many dead babies does it take to fill up my house?

One more.

What do you get if you play a C&amp?

W song backwards? Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What has two eyes but can't see, two wings but can't fly, and two legs but can't walk?

A dead bird.

Why do waiters like Gorillas better than flies?

Did you ever hear a customer complain 'Waiter there's a Gorilla in my soup!'

Swat Jokes More Swat Jokes

What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?

Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

How do you swat one hundred flies at the same time?

Smack an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.

Swat Team Jokes More Swat Team Jokes

What do you call a SWAT team with Snoop Dogg?

A Blunt force

Who do you call when theres a fly in your house?

The SWAT team