Swat Team Jokes

Who do you call during a Zika virus emergency?

The SWAT team

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What do the cops do when they get a fly infestation?

Call in the swat team!

What do you call a SWAT team with Snoop Dogg?

A Blunt force

Who do you call when theres a fly in your house?

The SWAT team

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do flies wear on their feet?

A: Shoos.

Why do moths fly with their legs apart?

Have you ever seen the size of moth balls

Blunt Jokes More Blunt Jokes

What do you call a SWAT team with Snoop Dogg?

A Blunt force

Where can you find Jhene Aiko at Bed Peace?

At bed, blunt, and beyond. Bada tssss. I tried.

House Jokes More House Jokes

How does an Eskimo build his house?

Igloos it together.

Why did Rembrandt lose his house?

Because he was *Baroque*.

Snoop Dogg Jokes More Snoop Dogg Jokes

What did Snoop Dogg say upon graduation as a EE major?

My circuit breaker be trippin and my joint wouldn't solder...

Why does Snoop Dogg always carry an umbrella?

For Drizzle.

Swat Jokes More Swat Jokes

What do you call a SWAT team with Snoop Dogg?

A Blunt force

How do you swat one hundred flies at the same time?

Smack an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

Why do cars slow down when they see a cop has pulled someone over?

HE'S A LITTLE BUSY TO WORRY ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW DUMMIES

Which cop writes poems about ravens?

Edgar Allan Po-Po