Why did the Dalai Lama go to Las Vegas?

Tibet

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Why couldn't the two melons go to Las Vegas for their wedding?

Because they're cantaloupes.

How do you win a small fortune in Las Vegas?

By spending a large fortune.

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Why does the Dalai Lama go to the bookies everyday?

Because he likes Tibet.

Why did the Dalai Lama go to Las Vegas?

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What did the Dalai Lama say at the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything

What did the Dalai Lama say to the guy in the kebab shop?

Make me one with everything."