Who do you think the scariest POTUS was?

I'd have to say Rushmore, considering he had four heads.

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What's the difference between an American and a Briton?

Britons think 200 miles is a long distance, and American's think 200 years is a long time.

Why did the Aggie call 911 in the car wash?

He thought he saw the rotating car washer as a tornado

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How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?

Your head hits the ceiling!

What kind of injury results from having an omega-3 bottle thrown at your head?

A super-fish-oil wound

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Why do we keep putting criminals behind bars?

putting criminals behind bars seems like a bad idea once you consider all the alcohol they're now next to

Why is Rene Descartes considered a thinker?

Because he is.