He thought he saw the rotating car washer as a tornado
Tennis shoes (Also: can anyone think of a more succinct buildup It seems kinda unwieldy to me)
tell a woman you love her and she says "i think we're just friends..."
311 Credit goes to my friend Max.
Because it was in the middle of 9/11
Either way someone's going to lose a trailer.
They both only take one to ruin a neighborhood.
Two, one to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.
Two! one to change the light bulb and the other to rotate the universe!
A: She's the one on her bike.
To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail
